Posted by: tootingtrumpet | December 21, 2010

99.94’s Christmas Presents

Tremlett, Broad, Finn and Anderson get into the Christmas spirit

Last minute panic? No worries mate. 99.94 is here to advise you what to buy for that awkward cricketer in your life.

Phillip Hughes – Geoff Boycott: Play Cricket The Right Way

Shane Watson – Vanity Case

Ricky Ponting – A century (since he can’t buy one at the moment)

Michael Clarke – Tattoo Removal Cream (from Ian Chappell)

Michael Hussey – Holiday in Space (courtesy of the England bowlers)

Steve Smith – DVD of Babe (seen discussing matters with Ryan Harris, who likes a duck)

Brad Haddin – Michael Hussey (to be at the other end whenever he bats)

Mitchell Johnson – The WACA

Ryan Harris – British Passport holder

Peter Siddle – Introduction to Peter Jackson for new movie role as King of the Orcs.

Ben Hilfenhaus – Electric shaver (for each lunch and tea and the drinks breaks)

Nathan Hauritz – Cricket Kit


Andrew Strauss – Wicket Alarm Text Service (to remind him to bring in the boundary riders for the new batsman)

Alastair Cook – Adelaide scorecard screen printed on to a T-shirt.

Jonathan Trott – Advanced Hair Studio Treatment package (from SK Warne and Greg Matthews)

KP – Twitter for Dummies

Colly – Pension Book.

Belly – (Chanel) Number Five

Matt Prior – see Ben Hilfenhaus

Swanny – Sprinkler

Tremlett – Human League single

Jimmy Anderson – Duke ball.

Steve Finn – Hammock


Ian Botham – Gag

Geoffrey Boycott – Beta blockers

England fans – Pro Plus.


Any alternative or new suggestions? Please comment below

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